So my little brother ordered two Latter-Day Saints missionaries for me...

The mormons Aidan sent came today.

It was peak awkwardness. But they didn't make it into the house, and as such, missed the naked boys and "SATAN CUNT" on the fridge. 

Sweet Molly Malone

I can hear the dulcet tones of Laura, Chelle, Jordy, and Emma, bellowing "Sweet Molly Malone" from downstairs. Over and over and over....

It's most stirring.

On the other hand, if I hear about the pretty girls in Dublin's fair city too many times more I may keel over just like sweet Molly herself.

"...cockles and mussels, alive, alive, oh..."

Breaking news!

We got a new washer. It's amazing.